X Wing at the ETC

So the ETC is adding X Wing as a side event this year, if you are interested in joining the TNI X Wing team please join the forum and give us a bit of a bio on your gaming back ground

Calling all N.Ireland 40k Players!

Hi guys and girls but more likely guys!

I just want to introduce myself as Team Northern Ireland’s 40k captain. I started playing 40k back in 2nd edition – only played a few games but really enjoyed it. I came back to 40k in 2009 playing 5th edition. I discovered that there are a lot of other people that play the game in clubs – which was new to me as I was playing it on the kitchen table maybe once a month. I joined Lisburn Gaming Club and was made to feel very welcome. I discovered that there are 40k competitions. The first one I went to was great craic – even though I came last I still had a blast and met people who since then have become good friends.

I fell in with a group of gamers known as the Northern Wasters affectionately known as “The Wasters” who have been attending and running events for a number of years. There are a large number of tournaments run in N.Ireland and Rep of Ireland of which these guys attend and run. Big props to Jonny Fisher – J65, who has stoked the fire of the NI 40k scene! Going to an event became not just a trip to try out my latest army list against different types of armies and players but an excuse to meet up with what were now friends from across the country.

I found out about the European Team Championships. This is an international competition where each country sends 8 players to do battle on the tabletop over a weekend in the summer. After attending quite the number of tournaments throughout the year I achieved enough ranking points to join the Team NI squad that was going to Switzerland at the ETC. I didn’t win ANY of my games but had a blast anyway! My experience of ETC 2011 developed me as a player and I started to do much better at tournaments and finally winning one just before I went to Poland for ETC 2012.

Poland was a blast and getting our armies to the event was made much easier thanks to http://www.krmulticase.com/. I soon discovered that I can not play 40k hungover or tired! I did very well the first 2 days scoring good points in my 4 games. On the 2nd night I went out and had a bit too much to drink and ended up with 1 hour sleep before the event kicked off on the final day. Result can been seen in this ETC documentary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHOEA_-xx1A *hint – scroll to the very end!*

If you are interested in taking part in some tournaments I urge you to do so! Check out the Team Northern Ireland website www.teamni.org and join our very active forums. Register your interest in trying out for TNI http://www.teamni.org/?page_id=25. We discuss lists and tactics – going into more detail in the team section. Now that 6th Edition has dropped we need your help to find powerful army lists and allied combinations! I know there are talented people in NI that play this great game of ours. Join the fun!

My 40k tournament trips so far: All across the Republic, England, Switzerland, Poland. Further oversea trips are planned for this coming year…

Rowan (row)

WFB after Gorey

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New Committee for Poland 2012

The dust has settled on our recent elections, and we can reveal that the new TNI committee for the next year will be:

Chairman – Matt Hamill
40K Captain – Jonny Fisher
WFB Captain – Barry Lynch
40K Vice-Captain – John Stowe
WFB Vice-Captain – Shane Baxter

What I did on my holidays. By Kevin, age 31

So. The ETC for TNI’s Fantasy brigade.

WIthout the advantage of Shane’s round by round breakdown I can but do my best to paint a picture worthy of the true scene.

August in Switzerland. Apparently it is supposed to be the rainy season. Knowing that the creme de la creme of wargaming geekery was due to descend on Montreux, mother nature obviously saw fit to tease and torture so much white flesh and thought the only way to keep them from invading the playground of millionaires was to make it too hot to venture out from the calm and relatively cool sanctuary of the venue. I suppose it worked. The only real sorties where to the closest beer vendor and that was done as fast as possible so as to minimise the exposure to the hated gaze of the sun. If I forgot to mention it, it was hot. Very hot.

Anyway. Some of us had been there for a few days as a sort of advance recon party and in that time Derm managed to besmirch the good name of TNI by forcing his opponent in one singles game to scream ‘Fuck You’ at him and storm off. Derm doesn’t go into details but he had obviously said something unbelievably rude about Toblerones, Cuckoo Clocks and where to stick neutrality. Barry on the other hand was busy preparing the ground for the ETC by taking a bribe from his Russian opponent. Nice hat but was it worth throwing your game at the ETC Barry? Was it?

Anyway, with the aperitifs out of the way it was time for the rest of the Motley Crew to arrive and by Friday evening the entire gang was in attendance and raring to go. Shame about the freaking Swedish snoring gambit on the Friday night which resulted in myself sleeping in a bathroom cubicle and Barry on the floor in the hallway. Damn you hostel and your timed light switches and residents who feel it is a good idea to stand on your head at four in the morning. Never again shall I grace a hostel with my presence. God help the sixteen year old Phillipino who was greeted on the thursday night by five burly foreigners after midnight all snoring and farting away. Not sure how much sleep he got but it would have been uncomfortable fully clothed.

Saturday morning. Fuzzy of head and tired of eye we advanced en masse to the gaming venue to be offered up as sacrifice to the pesky Russians. WOuld the Kings of Warhammer be able to show them what for? Would we buggery. We amassed a grand total of 33 out of a possible 160 points with myself scoring highest with 8 points against a canny Skaven player. I still can’t figure out how I lost the game but when killing half of his army equates to roughly 300 pts you can see why. What a start. On the table next to me I got to witness Marty blowing up his level 4 wizard in T1 along with most of his Chosen unit of doom. Barry threw his game as he was ordered to do from on high as only a good Soviet plant can do and Derm began to paint his own lovely pattern of losing his anvil. Again and again and again and again. Onwards and upwards?

Wales next and real pressure on us to rectify the awful start. It got better but a complete 80 – 80 draw was not what we where looking for. Cracking opponents to play against and Ross showed that he is King of the Orcs against the Welsh captain and Shane and Barry both got big wins. Shamefully Derm got his anvil kicked to death by a horse. I don’t know what Derm did to his Dwarves before this tournament but it must have been quite traumatic and probably illegal to have led to the luck he had.

The final game of day one came after a beer run and saw us facing off against the biggest load of vagabonds and scumbags you have ever seen, Erm, sorry I mean the Aussies. Cracking bunch of lads that by and large played the game in the right spirit. I was cream crackered and could barely stand up but had a beer in my hand and my first day of ETC over. Notables where Shane managing to get his Kipper killed by like four Wood Elf bowmen and Matt kicking his campaign off with a big win and me almost having a fight with my opponent. Well, not really a fight but certainly a few upset stares and angry swigs of my bottle. I think Derm had managed to lose his anvil in every game and Barry ‘bad roll of the dice’ Lynch had been screwed by his lack of sacrifices to the Great Horned Rat and Squeek was scoring points. He had set himself a target of 35 pts overall for the tournie and had managed to wangle an offer of a beer from Shane if he did so. The chase was on. We lost 98 – 62.

I think we where all a bit miffed with how things had gone by and large and drink was consumed that led to the great skinny dipping crusade where four TNI members went where only one crazy scottish 40k player had gone before. Lake Geneva at 1 o’clock in the morning with a belly full of beer. They survived although Matt had a run in with a sock and Shane’s camera. I leave it there. Lake Geneva was beautiful to swim in I have to admit although it was cold enough during the day so god (and the combined genitalia of four TNI members) only knows how cold it was at night.

Day two and the big push was on. It didnt start too well with Shane finally getting caught by the inspectors on the bus. Apparently all kinds of bribes where offered before a reduced fine was issued. I am not sure if it was just me but Shane certainly walked with a strange gait for the rest of the day. We where up against Hungary and this was the time for boys to become men. The dice rolled and we smited with the most smitiest of smites. Big wins for a few top players saw us to our first win of the tournament and smiles returned to dour faces. The body snatchers came in during the night and spirited away Squeek and replaced him with Ser Squeek of Ballymena whose army of gallant knights crushed all before them for the rest of the day. Suffice it to say that his preset total was blown out of the water (well done again squeek, made up you did so well). I showed my opponent how to play with his own army before giving him a sound thumping. It was all in the dice. After promising them I would never forsake them for the evil green ones they decided to reward me for the rest of the day. 88 – 72 win.

Game five and we where full of bluster and bravado against the czechs. Boom. Is that the ground we see before us? Are we crashing into it? Oh yes, I think we are. I witnessed Barry get annihilated by laser guided Dwarves in an unbelievable display of artillery accuracy whilst pounding an Empire list with my unkillable VC. Derm had decided enough was enough after being Pendanted by DE and hit the bottle whilst everybody else tried to scrape as many points as possible. My opponent tried to gyp me out of points even though he couldn’t figure out how. He may have been doing it all tournament. 100 – 60 loss

It was time for the final game and we got the mighty Serbs. The goblin King McCarroll had nothing but good things to say and I have to admit they where cracking opponents. I had a couple of queries but all in good nature and was offered some sage words of advice by Ser Squeek prior to playing my Bret opponent. We kicked ass in the final round with an impressive 115 – 45 win. Marty made a High Elf White Lion unit hack itself to death whilst Derm got royally smashed on Serbian brandy after registering his first win against somebody who appeared to have even worse luck than him. All I can say is that I am glad it was Derm who swapped shirts with the Russian girl and not another member of the team. Very sexy!!!!! A failed look out sir on his Slann and six wounds later the Northern Irish adonis was finally smiling. Partook of some home made Brandy myself which was nice and did a shirt swap with somebody at least two feet taller than myself. A good showing in the final round lifted us to 21st, above both Aussies and Kiwis as well as the Welsh. It was nice to hang around and cheer the Irish as well and I have to admit I loved every second of the whole thing.

I think we have a decent team and with some more practice (myself, Squeek and Matt had all taken up new armies less than six months ago) we would have done much better. The standard is much higher than in a normal tournament and this experience would be of great importance in the future. A tale of two days for the team with a good nights sleep doing the world of good. Poland next year should be awesome.


So what’s been happening?

So, it’s been quite a while since the blog was last updated and it’s about time we brought it back to life. Here’s a quick summary of what has happened since the last update:

40K Home Nations – In April the raygunners headed down to Cork for the HNE. The team was Jonny – IG, John – SW, David – BA, Shane – BT, Alan – TYR, Matt – ELD, James – SM, Row – DE. We managed to hold the defending champions Team Ireland to a draw, and beat the Barbarians for a much improved 5th place finish.

WFB Home Nations – In June the pointy stick crew headed off to Scotland for their HNE. With a few drop outs, it was left to a makeshift team of Shane, Barry, Derm, Kev, Ross, Squeek, Marlowe and BoJo, to do the business, which theu certainly did, with a very creditible 3rd place.

ETC 2011 – In August both teams travelled to Switzerland for the main event, where we had a good time and some good results. The 40Kers finally got rid of the wooden spoon finishing 20/24, drawing with Austria and Greece, beating Norway (who didn’t actually turn up for the match), and losing to Sweden, Russia and the Mercenaries. The WFB crew managed to finish 23/28 with wins against Hungary and Serbia, a draw against Wales, and losses to Russia, Australia and Czech. The brave souls who travelled to Switzerland were:


Jonny – IG

John – SW

Shane P – BT

Jan – ORK

David – BA

James – GK

Row – DE

Matt M – SM


Shane B – DOC

Barry – SKV

Matt H – LIZ

Squeek – BRT

Ross – O&G

Derm – DWF

Kev – VC

Marty – WOC

Man down! So man up!

Due to unforseen circumstances, TNI WFB is currently one player short for the Home Nations. Rather than employ a foreign mercenary, TNI is looking to offer the place to a local rookie. Are you ready to step up to the big leagues? If so, TNI would love to hear from you.

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Well done to Matt (The Count) for his nice 3rd place finish (out of 17), in the 40K section of the WPS Club Challenge.

TNI Charter

The squad have ratified the new TNI charter, and it’s now available to view on the the menu above.

On the Road Again: Retcon 2011

26/27 March saw the TNI tour continue with a trip to Retcon 2011 at UCD in Dublin. This time we managed to roll down with even more bodies and return with even more prizes. Barry was our sole representative in fantasy land, finishing 2nd in a very strong 12 man field. The 40K field of 34 was even tougher, with the majority of the players either ETC veterans, or fighting desperately for places on the Ireland ETC team. Here’s how the raygunners got on:

John – 1st

Jan – 2nd

Chris – 7th

Jonny – 10th

Scott – 14th

Alan – 17th

Shane – 22nd

Rowan – 30th

Well done to everyone who made it down and especially to John, Jan and Barry for showing how it’s done.

Team Northern Ireland, bunnies no more?